Corporate BS Translator

"Because 'synergy' never fed anyone's family"

Cut Through the Corporate Speak

Type any corporate buzzword or phrase below. You'll get:

Rightsizing
Synergy
Leverage
Bandwidth
Pivot
Optimize
Streamline
🔍 Decoding the corporate speak...
Corporate BS Decoded

📖 Dictionary Definition:

💬 What It Actually Means:

Mike's Take:

Common Corporate BS Translations

Click any example to translate it

"Rightsizing"
→ Firing people but not wanting to say it
"Synergy"
→ Working together (but fancier)
"Leverage"
→ Use (but sounds more important)
"Bandwidth"
→ Time or capacity
"Pivot"
→ Our plan failed so we're changing it
"Optimize"
→ Cut costs and corners
"Streamline"
→ Eliminate steps (and jobs)